So, I was being the wonderful son that I am and I was heading to Durham to see my parents when 'Bam' I was rear ended by some dumbass. Now, I know everyone makes mistakes and hey, who really cares right? Well, this dumbass had the balls to appear angry that I was in his way. Well, I'm really fucking sorry I was in your way capt. impatient. Yes, I did decided not to run into the guy in-front of me...I also decided to stop for the red light, all of which I suppose put me in my current location.
To make a long, boring story short, the bastard gave me a hard time about it all and wanted to just call it even and drive away....well of course he did! He hit a car stopped at a red light! Don't think so dumbass. I have full coverage, how about you? To top that off I don't even pay for it, so there. Hell yeah I'm submitting a claim.
The pertinent piece of information I have left out is that he wasn't going very fast and there wasn't any significant damage. The best I could tell he scraped my bumper a little and it 'might' be angled down a little. When I alleged that at the scene and told him I would 'of course' have my body-shop take a peek at it just to be safe he wasn't too happy. He went on to tell me that they're all out to screw people out of their money. I don't know, probably not anymore than some dumbass who just rear-ended a stopped car and is worried about his premiums going up! The dude tried to force me and my partner to sign a deposition stating there was no damage...LOL dumbass. Shoulda asked him if I looked like a bitch...'cause if I don't look like a bitch then why are you trying to fuck me like a bitch?' [lame Pulp Fiction reference]
Anyways, I enjoyed the formal conversation with my GEICO agent who was very polite and answered all of my questions. I doubt there will be any significant claim or anything but lord knows I'm not gonna let that jerk con me into paying money that he should be. But, that's up to GEICO they're the ones who have to deal with it now...ahh coverage.
[ Author: Saturday, May 15, 2004
marquisj at 04:02:48 to Useless] [ ( 2 ) Comments ] [ # ]
